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Friday, December 31, 2004
tsunamis make for a memorable christmas
the month of december seems to have deemed blogs stagnant lately. you can almost smell the stench of old thoughts slowly rotting away. my christmas was spent in phuket. several things about the thais amazed me: - the friendliness and courtesy was extremely refreshing - it was CLEAN! like... REALLY CLEAN! - patong beach looked like milan... literally smothered in umbrellas and deck chairs - 4 out of 10 thai girls were hot! - 7 out of 10 single white men had a thai chick hanging off their arm and all was fine and dandy... until sunday morning. death was one hour too late to claim us. bless air asia for not allowing flight changes. for if they had, i'd be a rotting corpse on patong beach right now. no doubt about it. bless my fallen angel who saved me. condolences to those affected by the tragedy. i shall save my raging about the incompetence of thai air asia for later. Alysia S. procrastinated again @ 1:56 am  Monday, December 13, 2004
adelaide part II
SATURDAY
much deprived of sleep, angela had to kick me out of bed. sound familiar rudy? hee hee. off we went to cleland national park. loved acting like a tourist. although at one point, ange & i got bored of the birds. we went ahead of mum and paul and decided to sunbathe by the duck pond instead. we got strange stares from passing tourists.  
 after stepping on countless amounts of animal shit, we headed for more shopping in the city. then i realised i had green kangaroo poo on the sole of my foot!
EWWWWW.
anyway. we were all dead tired and looking forward to a nice dinner and a relaxing evening back in our cabin. instead, ange gets a call from some guy. she almost didn't want to pick up. thank god she did coz he asked if we wanted two free tickets to LIVE.
fuck YEAH!! so we went. we madly rushed and made it there 10 mins after they'd started. OMG Ed Kowalczyk has an awesome body. yeah so he's like forty or something. but from that distance all you see is his half naked solid packed body. yum
    Alysia S. procrastinated again @ 10:53 pm 1 random retorts
adelaide part I
FRIDAY we spent half the day stuck in a suburb waiting for our tail lights to be fixed. so we hit the local shops. why waste shopping time, right? bought myself a crossword puzzle book. absolute heaven. i'm addicted to the stupid thing. there's the first sign of me turning into a withering old hag who sits around at home doing crossword puzzles while sipping tea. ANYWAY next was a mexican dinner with angela's uni friends. we hit the margharitas, which were nOt margharitas!! why? because... FIRSTLY the rims were not salted SECONDLY i swear it was pure tequila THIRDLY it just ain't cricket mate. so i opted for malibu instead. off to The Austral we went. my first vodka red bull of the night. due to the overly loud sucky live punk rock band, we quickly skulled our drinks and moved on to The Elephant. and to some other lounge. and some other club. it was all a little hazy. SATURDAY our supposed 8am start ended up to be a 10am start. ange & i met up with my mum and paul at the craft fair. i was hopping from stall to stall oggling at all the beautiful and wondrous things. and then... i hit the curry stall. they were giving away free samples. so although i'd just had roast lamb and ice-cream for lunch, i headed to get a sample. it was HEAVENLY vindaloo. so heavenly i dragged angela, mum and paul back there and got them to get me more samples. in the end, i lost all dignity and kept going back for more. they were happy to give so why not, right? we ended up buying like 10 packets of curry powder. off to niki's 21st. vodka red bull and jagermeister is a lethal combination. jagermeister alone is lethal. let alone vodka red bull. ange and i were the first to rock up. by the time the others got there, torren, niki, ange & i were all rather tipsy and loud. 9 hrs, naughty conversations and a pile of bullshit later... we finally went to bed.      Alysia S. procrastinated again @ 1:16 am Sunday, December 12, 2004
zombylishous
SHAME on you!! you should be SHOT.
Alysia S. procrastinated again @ 7:37 pm Thursday, December 02, 2004
cybersex disasters this is just toooooo fucking hilarious not to share around!! sharing is caring after all. oh i just loooove the internet.
Alysia S. procrastinated again @ 1:42 am 1 random retortsWednesday, December 01, 2004
dry IN or dry OUT? I was listening to Triple J when the topic of DRY IN or DRY OUT came up. While one dj argued that it makes more sense to dry yourself outside the shower, the other insisted that drying inside the shower prevented unnecessary mess. INSIDE THE SHOWER PROS
CONS - small showers make this as awkward and tedious task
PROS - you have as much space to dry yourself as you want
- you leave the floor looking like a dog has just shaken itself all over the floor
Alysia S. procrastinated again @ 5:51 pm 2 random retorts
THE RESIDENTS apparently there’s a band called The Residents who released an album called One Minute Songs (i think). it contains forty songs all of which are exactly 60 seconds long. now you may think that this is simply a sign of eccentricity / laziness / lack of skill. however, they came up with a theory that totally makes sense. think about it. most songs you listen to drag on and on, repeating the same thing over and over, when in actual fact, you get the whole message of the song within a minute if you take all that crap out. pretty cool idea innit. another random fact. once any part of your body has been removed, it is no longer yours according to australian law. how fucked up is that? you can't say, "heyyy... that my pinkie finger!!" Alysia S. procrastinated again @ 5:39 pm
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