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Friday, December 09, 2005
birthday? what birthday? it was bambi's birthday yesterday... which means she is four days skankier than me!! i am dreading my birthday. the closer it gets, the more i sweat from fear. i just know the alcos are out to get me. even though they know just how much of a pussy drinker i am. no shame no mercy. just as well i'm flying off to bandung tomorrow. have to wake up at bloody 4am in the morning. THAT is truly an ungodly hour of the morning. even the roosters will be deep in sleep dreaming about their harem of chicks waiting in line to be screwed. so... this is it from me til i get back on my birthday on monday. don't miss me too much. Alysia S. procrastinated again @ 7:48 pm 
softbians, wine and vodka last night was mambo night. gene picked me up in his "love cruiser" before we picked xiaoyang up. the door opens and she stumbles in giggling. "i am officially drrrunnkkk..." she slurrs. bloody hell. couldn't wait a couple more hours to drink with us. stooopid woman had a bottle of wine before coming to mambo, and tried to pass out in gene's car on the way to velvet. i am so not related to her. in attempt to keep her awake, i had to molest her boobies. well... it worked!! gene was distraught over being left out since he was driving. "whhhyyyyy? whhhyyyyy??" he wailed in despair. as usual, gene kept making us drink. he doesn't realise that not everybody has a stainless steel liver like his. he drank wine with cam and vodka with me. i have no idea why we had vodka instead of whisky. after so many months of whisky training... i suddenly realised... i have been successfully converted coz last night's vodka tasted like crap going in and coming out. towards the end of the night, we, the incestuous duo, decided to go outside for some fresh air and wait for gene while he slutted with some jap chicks. we sat on the rocks and started a heated debate over the whole death penalty thing. two drunk chicks sitting outside a club arguing about what's humane and what's not. that's not how it usually goes, is it? it's usually two girls hugging and squealing about how much they love each other... even though they bitch about each other. *sigh* women... Alysia S. procrastinated again @ 2:35 am Wednesday, December 07, 2005
and all that jazz... I've been back two days and my week is already booked up. Everyone expects you to call them the second you arrive, and if you don't, you start getting shit like "OH… thanks for calling!!" dripping with sarcasm. Or you might get a "Ya laaaa… SOMEONE’S too busy for me." Don't put me on the bus for a guilt trip, damn it. HELLO?? Why can't you bloody idiots call ME??!! Yesterday, I was supposed to meet up with my darling xiaoyang who decided to ditch me for vanity purposes. Bah. No love. *dodging her WTF look* so I tagged along with Michael, or Lucius as he calls himself at 8:30pm every night until Sunday, to run some errands since well… I am as free as Garfield. I followed my infamous godmother, Pat, and my godsisters to a jazz performance at the Philharmonics. I was quite looking forward to it assuming it would be a quartet or something. It turned out to be a piano duet and let's just say we left during the intermission. It's not that they sucked terribly. But really… it’s the kind of music I listen to while cleaning my room, cooking, or having a big yummy piece of osso bucco. Watching two pianists sit there bashing the keys just isn't that exciting. There's only so much movement you can have while playing the piano. My ass was numb and my godsisters and I were counting down the number of songs left. On the bright side, since Uncle Yong gets free balcony seats, so we had a nice little suite to chill in. Tumpang glamour. Justin happily called me up to ask me out for drinks with Sam, Kuan Fei (almost felt like a Samad reunion), his friends Carolyn and Viji. After little persuasion, I decided to tag along and be sociable. House session at Justin's with Glenfiddich and a deck of cards. Wheeeeeeeee. My warm-up for mambo tomorrow night. Sam and Carolyn left early. So it was just me and the boys. The boys were highly amused when I started scratching all over the place. I get some kind of allergic reaction when I mix alcohol and seafood. They were slightly disturbed and concerned and decided to just make me drink water. Aaaaawwwwwwwwww. List of food to eat before going back to Melbourne: Char kuay teow Nasi lemak biasa Lap chap choy Nga poh lo shu fun Fung zhao (coz I am the Chicken Feet Monster!) Yok Choy Kai Bak kut teh Duck Rice Chicken Chop (malaysians created this non-existent body part) I got my pan mee straight after being picked up from the airport. Hehe. And I shall have lots more!! Alysia S. procrastinated again @ 2:22 pm Sunday, December 04, 2005
hasta luego melbourne y mi amigos desperately trying to piece together as much spanish as i can remember... which really, is not alot. so anyway... sing it with me now!! "I'M LEAVING ON A JEEEETTT PLANE... DON'T KNOW WHEN I'LL BE BACK AGAIN..." well i do know when i'll be back again but nyeh.... stupid lyrics. and now my summer holidays TRULY start!! i am really... really... really... looking forward to a bowl of pan mee, a plate of char kuey teow and a packet of nasi lemak biasa. if i had a bigger stomach, i'd have them all at once. alas... it is not. i've been lao sai-ing (purging/diorrhea) since friday night. jin min!! what did you put in that tom yam?? it's going to be a VERY VERY VERY unpleasant flight if it doesn't decide to stop right now. definitely need an aisle seat... or things could get messy before i manage to squeeze out past fat laps to the toilets. daddy... i'm coming home!! Alysia S. procrastinated again @ 12:16 pm 2 random retorts
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Ah ... i forsee some really nice posts after you come back from ya trip ...! Yeee!
hehe yeah once i get my hands on photoshop to install on this laptop... =)
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