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Wednesday, October 27, 2004
ouch!
is it just me or does the "ouch" look wrong? my god, i can't even spell something that's not even a proper word. Alysia S. procrastinated again @ 12:00 pm  Tuesday, October 26, 2004
purring pussies i'm just full of pussy incidents aren't i? but what is life without pussies? not as pros-purr-ous. oh my god i'm so fucking hilarious. o_O ok ok i'll stop being lame. so nic, rudy and i are in my room. rudy and i lying on the bed (oh raunchy stuff) while nic watches... the computer screen. beow barges in, eyes popping out. "why are you stroking lisha's pussy?!" i'm thinking, "WTF?" and look at nic who's gently stroking my lil stuffed kitty. "because i miss playing with miiineee!" is what she was thinking. hmmmmm. well then nic, feel free to play with mine any time you like!! wouldn't want you to feel deprived while you're in melbourne eh? i'll be a good hostess and offer you my pussy anytime. how good a friend am i?? offers are limited, so if you would like a turn at playing with my furry little pussy, register at www.lishazfurrypussy.com.au. and while you're at it, feel free to donate some funds. all funds will proceed to maintaining my pussy in tip-top condition. Alysia S. procrastinated again @ 7:39 pm
lofted out i apologise to all my adoring *ahem* fans (ok maybe just alky ally) for my absence. blame it on the loft. it takes my brain four days to recover from a night of little alcohol. i am seriously the only one in the AA group who can make a claim to not being an alco. i am simply an honorary guest. it was freaking empty but i still had a ball with good company, bad photography, vodka red bulls (only $10!! as opposed to $14) and plenty of shameless swearing.
nic and i were walking out of the bathroom when a guy grabs my arm and drags me along, with nic attached to my other arm. "hi i'm *insert name*! it's my birthday. i'm 25!" like a 5 yr old boy who's proud to be considered a "big boy" now. "could you do me a favour?" still dragging us us two unwilling victims along. "i want to introduce you to my friends. this is *name1*. this is *name2* and this is *name3*" leans over and asks my name and nic's. "everybody this is alysia and nic!" "errr hi. i gotta go now! happy birthday!" *weirdo* *runs away* fun in the shower my house seems to be full of random events. while cam was packing, i noticed beow and nic had suddenly disappeared. "where are nic and beow?" cam points to the bathroom. *confused* "nic and beow are in the bathroom? tOGETHEr??" so i barge in being the busybody i am. and there's nic washing her sticky hands while beow is playing with silicon in the shower. suspicious. very suspicious indeed. it was a kodak moment. big boy in little shower with a grin on his face. i guess showers make beow happy too. specially when a chick watches.  Alysia S. procrastinated again @ 1:00 am Friday, October 22, 2004
WHY? coz... i had pan mee for dinner, supper and breakfast!! weeeheeeheee!! *grinning like an idiot* let me tell you... pan mee is like a gOD all on its own. the pan mee god. might not be such a cool name, but i'd still fucking worship him anyway! thanx a million bryan!!
days go by and friday comes. so off to THE LOFT the alcos go!! Alysia S. procrastinated again @ 11:22 pm Wednesday, October 20, 2004
i am a
*hacking furball* *sneeze*
been down with a fever since monday afternoon. damn whoever it is who gave me this virus!! damn you damn you!! fever, headache, cough, runny nose, aches... THE WORKS!! and i had half a meal all day yesterday. spent hours incapacitated lying in front of the television most of the day. haven't done that in a pretty damn long time. after watching a recording of the ARIAs i decided i have a little music wishlist : - jebediah - jebediah, gleesides and sparities & braxton hicks (3 albums i've missed out on) - eskimo joe - a song is a city - missy higgins - sound of white - GUY SEBASTIAN!! HA HA HA. had throw that one in for laughs.
just dredged up a photo i took for an art project in yr 12. niki was my willing model. decided to do a lil editing for fun. and then i gotta start doing some REAL work. first things first. LUNCH.  Alysia S. procrastinated again @ 12:31 pm Monday, October 18, 2004
apology
if my post "curry muncher" offended anyone, i'm sorry. it wasn't meant to. none of the comments were made in seriousness. afterall... i myself am known as "tangkachi" (little indian girl?), pocahontas, "hak guai mui" (black ghost girl) amongst other things. why? my cousins have been calling me "tangkachi" ever since i remember, coz i used to spend all my time swimming and tanning til i looked like someone left me in the oven a little too long. i think i've got my identities slightly mixed up. as our cab driver last night pointed out. "all three of us (rudy, cab driver and myself) have got no flag. we can't be patriotic coz we have no patriot. we ain't got nowhere to go. if i go to italy, they wouldn't want me. you go to china, and people would be asking you, what part of you is chinese? you're malay! (malaysian) and you, well... you don't even know what country to go to!"
so here i am. a little chinese/thai girl born in malaysia, half-raised in australia, being called a "tangkachi". mixed identities indeed. but then again, that would make most malaysians slightly misplaced then. in the end, we just have to say, fuck it. malaysia is our country, our flag, our patriot. if we go back beyond that, we'll simply be lost. as for eurasians... you're just completely lost from the start!! ;p Alysia S. procrastinated again @ 11:35 am
scum
another mblogger made it back into blogville. and apparently i've just managed to make a dick out of myself and be featured on his blog. again. on scum's lurve shack. Alysia S. procrastinated again @ 1:33 am
YIFFY
today's random word brought to my attention by greg the bunny. apparently he's a rabbit, but i don't think he's grown up enough to be called a rabbit. but whatever. today's word - yiffy. 1. Sexy, particularly as relates to sex with anthropomorphised animals, cartoon animals, or sentient animals, any of which may be known as a furry. From yiff. That vixen is yiffy. 2. (in furry fandom)adj. 1. Horny, aroused; 2. Sexy or attractive sexually 1. "Oh God I'm yiffy."2. "Did you see her? She was yiffy." 3. Horny, attracted to. Part of furry 'lingo' I'm yiffy for skunkies. Alysia S. procrastinated again @ 1:16 am
curry muncher
had FAN-FUCKING-TASTIC super spicy indian curry for dinner. and delicious garlic naan. yuuuummm. and to think that for 20 years of my life, i avoided eating indian food. i'm really starting to develop a taste for the stuff. which reminds me of an incident last night. as beow was driving me home, we stopped at a traffic light. he started fumbling away for something on the floor or something, not noticing the car was rolling forwards slowly, ever so slowly. along come two indian guys crossing the road, chattering away happily, not noticing the car rolling towards them ominously. "watch out. WATCH OUT!! you're rolling forwards!" beow jams on the brake. looks up and sees the two indian guys. "bloody indians. almost damaged my car!! watch where you're going la!" my jaw dropped to the floor. OMFG how racist! *bursts out laughing* not long after, a car pulled up next to us at another set of lights, while some guy in front was driving stupidly. "i bet the one in front also indian." looks over to the car next to us. "that one also indian! i'm surrounded by them!!" shameless bad racist jokes. *shaking head* never have i heard anything more blatantly racist. even in humour. Alysia S. procrastinated again @ 1:09 am Saturday, October 16, 2004
the rose, she sleeps,
closing herself from eyes of creatures that wander about in the midst of the night. oblivious to the darkness, she lives to see light unbeknownst to her roam unnatural beings; not alive, yet their hearts are still vampires that hunt blood sharp fangs stained crimson lust running through their veins as she dreams of warmth and light inflicting terror in the night sharp fangs puncture silky smooth skin drops of red trickling; wine-like substance screams echo through empty halls and still she sleeps, oblivious until the first rays of light gently brush their fingers against her velvet petals she awakens a new day begun the darkness recedes as if it had never been and creatures of the night flee from first light Alysia S. procrastinated again @ 5:08 pm
i should have gone damn. 3:34am and i'm still awake. i should have just gone with those alcos to Loft. *cry* yeah yeah now you're all going to say "TOLD you to come... dowaaaannnn... want to stay at home and sleeeep. NONSENSE!" eyes cannot open. but brain's still ticking. how wonderful. if only my brain would tick when i needed it to. not when i fucking want to sleep dammit. *tick* *tick* *tick* Alysia S. procrastinated again @ 3:40 am
HOOORAYYYY!! now i don't feel so alone in this godforsaken town of blogville. welcome back my beautiful Slut. ^_^ after a whole day of uni (you can tell i'm not used to going) and then off to work at beow's restaurant, i'm pretty darn tired. here sits lisha while the rest of the AA / hunter group are back at Loft, slutting away. hehe. hope you guys are getting wasted. coz you SHOULD be!! work was good. (sucking up to beow) NO it really was!! i swear upon sass & bide. there was a slow but steady stream of customers. no need to stand around trying to look pretty while pretending i've got things to do. ;p makes time go by much faster. shoulders are screaming for a massage. any offers out there? hehe. massages tend to lead to scandalous activities. like i said to beow : "massage arr... cONFIRm score!" "oh so any guy give massage, means they sure score with you la" "no NO NO!! boyfriends only!!" "oh. not just any random guy?" *so THAT'S what you think of me huh?* hmmph. Alysia S. procrastinated again @ 1:55 am 3 random retorts
Friday, October 15, 2004
*sigh*
i've spent two hours trying to come up with a layout for my group's cd-rom. a cd-rom for people like all my fellow malaysians out there wanting to know more about melbourne. yeah i know. fucking boring shit. this is supposed to be greg the bunny's part. *whacks bunny* i'm sure he could do a far far better job in two hours. oh well. "...and if ya dun like it, you can get the fuck out mah house"  Alysia S. procrastinated again @ 6:45 pm
the ventures of alky ben
partying has not been as rampant as when alky ben was around. here's a tribute to the last party with the man himself. THE BEN 
and then there was the cause of drunkeness : a drinking game. 
Alysia S. procrastinated again @ 10:42 am Thursday, October 14, 2004
visual snacks
wheeeeee. i've finally managed to fix most things up. i need to christen my new little home with some visual food. so i decided to put a couple up from when emma, angela and roshan were in melbourne. 
i'm still having trouble getting over my little heartbreak mBLOG has caused. fuckers want us to pay USD35 for our own memories!! not even to REACTIVATE our account. nooOOooo. just so we can claim back what was rightfully ours in the first place!! what a bloody scam. *growl* i can FINALLY sleep now. promised daddy rudy i would go to bed by 2:30am. ^_^ i've got two minutes to keep my promise. hee hee. oh shit. one minute. oyasumi! Alysia S. procrastinated again @ 7:29 pm
fuCk mBLOG
oh the heartache is killing me... i have been dumped. mercilessly dumped. with NO prior warning. simply cast aside. the only comfort i may take is that i am not the only one. imagine the masses of raging mbloggers out there. chaos and riots will tear the world asunder. or perhaps not. all the effort... all the memories... no matter how non-sensical they were... GONE. GONE!! FUCKING GONE!!! oh well. life goes on and the world keeps spinning "round round right round, baby right round, like a record baby round round right round" cheers to starting from scratch! *clink* Alysia S. procrastinated again @ 3:30 pm
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me too... pounding headache... ouch!
DAMN your mblog is gone. *sigh*
i had to realise this much later on.
ok im blabbing backto exam. argh.
who are you? me thinks me shall have to change the setting to no anonymous comments. it's really annoying!
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