i apologise to all my adoring *ahem* fans (ok maybe just alky ally) for my absence. blame it on the loft. it takes my brain four days to recover from a night of little alcohol. i am seriously the only one in the AA group who can make a claim to not being an alco. i am simply an honorary guest.

it was freaking empty but i still had a ball with good company, bad photography, vodka red bulls (only $10!! as opposed to $14) and plenty of shameless swearing.

and then the bad photography skills... courtesy of Johnny Walker




nothing highly eventful apart from some drunk random guy. but of course, what is clubbing without drunk random guys making a fool out of themselves?

nic and i were walking out of the bathroom when a guy grabs my arm and drags me along, with nic attached to my other arm.

"hi i'm *insert name*! it's my birthday. i'm 25!" like a 5 yr old boy who's proud to be considered a "big boy" now. "could you do me a favour?" still dragging us us two unwilling victims along.

"i want to introduce you to my friends. this is *name1*. this is *name2* and this is *name3*" leans over and asks my name and nic's. "everybody this is alysia and nic!"

"errr hi. i gotta go now! happy birthday!" *weirdo* *runs away*

fun in the shower

my house seems to be full of random events. while cam was packing, i noticed beow and nic had suddenly disappeared.

"where are nic and beow?" cam points to the bathroom. *confused* "nic and beow are in the bathroom? tOGETHEr??"

so i barge in being the busybody i am. and there's nic washing her sticky hands while beow is playing with silicon in the shower. suspicious. very suspicious indeed. it was a kodak moment. big boy in little shower with a grin on his face.

i guess showers make beow happy too. specially when a chick watches.

Alysia S. procrastinated again @ 1:00 am