i learned...

some new things at the dentist yesterday.

lesson #1.
dentists are scary. what possesses a person into thinking, "when i grow up i want to stick my fingers in people's mouths and stare at their bleeding infected gums and inflict a good amount of pain." at least brazilian waxists make boyfriends happy!! but dentists... ?

lesson#2.
"never eat prunes when you are famished" from a poster of murphy's law stuck on the ceiling.

he had his instrument of death in my mouth, hitting nerves as he went along.

think happy thoughts. think happy thoughts.
never eat prunes when you are famished. never eat prunes when you are famished.
why?
OWWW YOU MOTHERFUCKER!
never eat prunes when you are famished. anything that can go wrong, will go wrong.
oh great. that's encouraging.
OW FUCK!! don't go there. please don't go there. nonononono not thereeee... FUCK FUCK FUCK damn sensitive!!
how much longer? oh no, he's not even halfway done. DIEdieDIEdieDIE.
never eat prunes when you are fam...FUCKFUCKFUUUUUUUCCCCKKKK!!

that was possibly the longest ten minutes of my life.

ALL that. just for cleaning my teeth. thank god i don't need braces!!

WHAT??!! i'm allergic to pain okaaaayyyyy...