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Wednesday, June 22, 2005
irrelevant nothings don't you hate it when you choke on your own saliva? i do. i don't know how it happens. it just does. in that one second your saliva slides down the wrong pipe, your eyes pop out and you think, "i forgot how to swallow!" yes. it's dumb. i just remembered something i wanted to share with everybody awhile ago. a little experiment to not try, courtesy of jet's sister, cake (yes... that's what she's called). girls are more likely to relate to this. remember how when you were little, you tried to make dried pressed flowers by putting them in a book and leaving them there for months? yes, well... cake decided she would do it with.... an asparagus... in one of her mum's prized books. now, i must give her credit for originality and creativity. what she didn't count on though... were the juices inside the asparagus to leave stains on the pages and rot. rather than dry. honestly, i wouldn't look at an asparagus and think, "hmm. that would be nice pressed and dried." i'd be thinking, "now how shall i cook it? i'm hungry." Alysia S. procrastinated again @ 2:06 pm 
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