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Wednesday, June 01, 2005
it's a life of toilet bowls so it seems i'm not the only one who's had unfortunate events occur involving a toilet bowl. but i have one that could possibly beat them all. quite possibly. my mother dropped me in the toilet bowl head first when i was a tiny, fat, ugly, wrinkly pipsqueak of several months. such love. she claims it was an accident. i'm starting to wonder... now i wonder... will my life end in the toilet bowl through some freakish misfortune? hmmm... is it written in the stars "lisha shall fall into a toilet bowl and drown in five inches of water." cheerful thoughts eh? Alysia S. procrastinated again @ 11:52 pm 
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3 random retorts
Don't worry I'm sure you will have a good non-toilet end. Chances are, you'll be writing about how Spaz Lez flushes my ashes down the ceramic shrine in a few decades.
hahaha. we can both meet in the afterlife and discuss our lovely endings with the toilet bowl
damnit! it's contagious! i had a near-toilet bowl accident just 2 days ago! i blame you. :D
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