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Sunday, July 31, 2005
GRAVY TRAIN : TICKET EXPIRING the closer it is to graduation day, the more i'm panicking. soon i will have to jump off the gravy train. i lie. i won't be jumping off. that suggests voluntary will. i will be thrown off with my suitcases onto the train tracks of working life. and the more i think about it, the more i realise i might just have to settle for any job. even one i absolutely hate. just so i may survive in the goddamn rat race. biggest fear coming soon july 2006 Alysia S. procrastinated again @ 8:54 pm  Wednesday, July 27, 2005
the pressure is on ok. who could possibly resist mini orgasms in a roll. mish titties stooped to bribing me into blogging. hey... i have no morals. what can i say? would YOU say no to orgasms in a roll? bimbo song strikes again. i have managed to prove that you CAN burn chicken soup. and when i say burn... by no means do i mean slightly charred bits. by BURN, i mean 2 centimetres of charcoal coating the pot. by BURN, i mean smoking the house out. and by BURN, i mean after 3 days of soaking having to still use a knife to scrape the carbonated remains of chicken and herbs. wanna know the secret recipe? it's simple. leave it on high boil absent-mindedly. run a bath and forget you have 1kg of chicken boiling in the kitchen. soak in bath for a good 20 minutes until your beau says "something smells like satay." run out in absolute panic in your robe, hair wrapped in a towel and white mask covered face screaming "oh shit! my chicken's burniiiinnngggggggg!!!!!" voila. i'm good. too good. so good it hurts. i'll never live this one down with jin min. now... where's that mini orgasm in a roll as promised? Alysia S. procrastinated again @ 1:03 pm 2 random retortsTuesday, July 26, 2005
decadence of the grey matter i thought the title described my current intellectual state. and to illustrate that, i shall take the easy way out of all the accusations pointed towards me for not blogging. unless you'd rather hear about what i cooked the other day, or how i've recently started swimming, or even how i have no more skinny days... i think this is for the best. QUIZ TIME PEOPLE!
Alysia S. procrastinated again @ 3:50 pm 3 random retorts
Saturday, July 02, 2005
revenge of the possums i had a bit of a nightmare. it involved datin freida, director of my old school - SSC, which in itself is enough of a nightmare. she's a gold-digging bitchwhore. anyway... i was standin on the hill while everyone was assembled on the field below me. datin freida demanded i get down from the hill and join everyone else. apparently wool grew on the hills (uh.. too much crocheting) and i wasn't supposed to take any of it. i was really pissed off and yelled back at her, "well... why don't you sell the wool for cheaper!!" i went down and sat next to her and starting arguing with her. we had a blanket over us (wat the?) when i thought i saw a possum in the corner of my eye. then i noticed a moving lump under the blanket. i yelled out "POSSUM!!" and it came running towards me and jumped onto my stomach. then i woke up. heart racing. hands pressed on my stomach. damn possums. meanwhile... back in the real world... or at least as real as my world gets... i am ECSTATIC!! i just won the bid for a very "pretty la" skirt. it was the most exciting ebay bidding war i've ever had. i won with 2 seconds left to spare. pretty good effort considering i'm on dial-up at the moment!! i am oh so happy.
retail therapy. it works. even if only for a day. Alysia S. procrastinated again @ 11:40 pm 2 random retorts
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er.. still so long more. make the most of it babes! (as if u havent been enjoying enough..) muahahaha, i'm sure all our biatching abt work has really made u all excited about joining the ranks of us spesis tikus..
then again, i tink there will be a lot more satisfaction (and a lot less bitching from me) buying those Sass & Bide dresses from eBay using your hard earned money rather than the handout from Howard's ass, i mean gah-ment, subsidised by MY taxesss!!! *rant rave - chee sin jor*
-xiaoyang
chill lah. u'll be fine. freakin' out over nothin. ish.
:D
heh. one more time...u'll be fine...
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