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Wednesday, July 27, 2005
the pressure is on ok. who could possibly resist mini orgasms in a roll. mish titties stooped to bribing me into blogging. hey... i have no morals. what can i say? would YOU say no to orgasms in a roll? bimbo song strikes again. i have managed to prove that you CAN burn chicken soup. and when i say burn... by no means do i mean slightly charred bits. by BURN, i mean 2 centimetres of charcoal coating the pot. by BURN, i mean smoking the house out. and by BURN, i mean after 3 days of soaking having to still use a knife to scrape the carbonated remains of chicken and herbs. wanna know the secret recipe? it's simple. leave it on high boil absent-mindedly. run a bath and forget you have 1kg of chicken boiling in the kitchen. soak in bath for a good 20 minutes until your beau says "something smells like satay." run out in absolute panic in your robe, hair wrapped in a towel and white mask covered face screaming "oh shit! my chicken's burniiiinnngggggggg!!!!!" voila. i'm good. too good. so good it hurts. i'll never live this one down with jin min. now... where's that mini orgasm in a roll as promised? Alysia S. procrastinated again @ 1:03 pm 
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It's on it's way over Lish-Delish!! YAY!!! Welcome back!!
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