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Monday, August 29, 2005
sadcase bitchface yeah. that's me. i'm such a dumbass to myself. in the midst of a lovely steamboat and lobster dinner, i managed to bite my tongue so hard i made some weird unintelligible noise and jerked my head back in pain. everyone on the dinner table stopped talking and gave me funny looks. there i was hand over my mouth, squealing and laughing at the same time because i realised how retarded i must have looked. later on i stuck my tongue out at jet. jet : "oh my god. it looks like a big pimple!" lisha : *rolling eyes* "haha. funny. you're so full of shit." jet : "no i'm serious. that's the worst tongue bite i've ever seen." i checked it out at home and he was right. there's white skin hanging off the right side of my tongue. it's gorgeous. now i have to tilt my head to the left when i'm chewing so food doesn't fall onto the right side and touch the sore spot. i think jet just looks at me when i'm chewing with my mouth half open, hand over mouth, head tilted, and thinks to himself how he managed to end up with a spaz like me. BWAHAHAHAHAHA Alysia S. procrastinated again @ 12:09 am 
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