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Tuesday, September 20, 2005
anal queen and no... i'm not talking about sexual tendencies. get out of the gutter. i am talking about those little OCDs everyone has. our little anal retentive side. i will admit to being severely anal about certain things. FOOD i absolutely cannot STAND people playing with my food. *glares at cam and donkey* salad belongs in the salad section of the plate. carrot slices are NOT supposed to be anywhere else apart from that salad section. because when it is... lisha becomes very antsy... edgy... unable to focus on anything else but that DAMN PIECE OF CARROT. *taking deep breaths* i ESPECIALLY hate it when people try to be nice and pile on bits of food on your plate. i have a system. and when people dump food on my plate... it fucks up that system. DON'T FUCK WITH THE SYSTEM. so can you imagine me at chinese dinners? at the risk of being a rude ungrateful cow, don't be surprised if i hover over my rice pushing back any food being steered towards my plate. or if i start directing you where to put it like a construction worker directing a slab of concrete. and apparently, i make sculptures out of my food. i tend to keep my rice in a square block. oh and i HATE mixing gravy. it's just... wrong. TOILETS i don't know what it is about women and public toilets. women's toilets are absolutely THE most disgusting places on earth. there's puke everywhere. floating pieces of shit. floating blood-stained tissues. blood stained toilet seats. footprints on toilet seats. and PISS STAINS on the seat. i never understood that. HOW does a woman manage to piss on the seat? i mean, unlike guys, we don't have the liberty of flopping it out and taking aim (or not). we just sit and let it gush like Niagara Falls. well... i'm not sitting my bare arse on that sad excuse of a toilet bowl. so in an extremely environmentally unfriendly way, i tear enough paper to wipe down that toilet bowl without my fingers ever having to touch any of that shit. i then line the bowl with toilet paper before sitting on it to deposit whatever needs be. and you know when you rip off the toilet paper off the roll to wipe your grubby, stinking, shitty little arsehole? i don't feel like the toilet routine has been carried out properly unless i've immaculately folded the toilet paper along the perforated lines. i make sure to fold the tissue so that the inner bit is now facing outwards. that way... you know no grubby fingers have touched it, or dust hasn't settled on it. PERSONAL HYGIENE on average, i would say i wash my hands about 30 times a day. i can't stand having dirty hands. if it feels like it hasn't been washed in the last hour, i'll wash them. i HAVE to shower when i wake up. i'm not one of those people who can just roll outta bed, wash my face and brush my teeth. i don't wake up until i've had a nice scalding shower. and i can't stand not taking a shower for a day. hence, i'm the worst camper. on ki, i actually drove all the way home from camping to have a shower and then drove back to camp. almost two hours of driving just for a shower. hee hee. i copped so much shit for being such a girly girl. but fuck it. at least i smell good!! and you don't. BWAHAHAHA SLEEPING i can't sleep in silence. i need background noise. cars, people, music. anything. but pure silence... it drives me mad. i start hearing voices and imagining things that aren't there. i need a 'lam cham' or a bolster. i neeeed that something between my legs. it's not so comfortable lying in a foetal position when you have knobbly knees like i do. no... not very comf at all. i need a blanket or quilt of some sort. i can be in stinking hot KL weather with no air-conditioning and i STILL need that blanket. logic? there's none... i'm sure there are more but... wow. i'm such an anal queen. now you're all going to watch out for all these little habits and have a good old snicker about it aren't you? fuckers... hehe. despite all that... i really am just a normal girl. REALLY!! Alysia S. procrastinated again @ 4:38 pm 
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yes i tink we ALL know u like to have something between your legs... :P
and it's fun watching you move the bits of carrot back after we've messed with it.
as for toilets, you obviously haven't lived in Msia long enough to know most chicks don't bother lining the toilet & sitting, we just master the art of the Half Squat, which results in occasional dripping onto the (usually footprinted) toilet seat.
can u tink of anything i'm anal about?
right now the only one i can think of is not being able to having a dirty sink. I absolutely cannot stand looking at dried toothpaste or any foreign matter against the porcelain white of my bathroom sink. If you are going to drip toothpaste - RINSE it AWAY!
xiaoyang
err... u can't stand too many things in the fridge? LOL... apart from that... no not really.
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