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Tuesday, September 13, 2005
don't make me watch teen horror movies what is it about these damn movies? the classics of the 90s - i know what you did last summer, scream, etc. there's always the unbeliever who goes and gets him/herself killed first. there's always a dark room for some reason. they walk in to investigate with a torchlight. a bloody torchlight. why do they not think to hit the light switch first? idiots. then of course, they split up. classic scene. boy & girl hear a sound from upstairs. boy says to girl in macho voice, "stay here." and what happens? girl gets slaughtered like a bleating lamb. dumbass. lame attempts at comedy jay and silent bob strike back. scary movie. dude, where's my car. kangaroo jack. dumb & dumber. you get my drift. i'm not going to even waste my breath. these directors spend millions of dollars to produce 90 minute films with 2 minutes of possible laughs. 3 minutes at most. war movies is it not bad enough that we live in such a depressing world that we have to re-create some of the worst features of human history? i don't want to see dirty men running, getting shot down and blasted into unrecognisable bloody bits in the name of religion or their country. i don't want to see the expressions on the poor woman's face when she's told her lover died two weeks ago and is now a rotting corpse being trampled on mercilessly by bloody, smelly boots that need a wash. crappy romantic comedies i'll admit there are a few good ones out there. but my gripe with this genre is the lack of variety in story structure. man meets woman. they fall in love instantly. everything goes perfectly well. woman misunderstands man. everything goes sour. life's all depressing and shitty. woman finds out man didn't intentionally fuck up. they live happily ever after. whoopdeedoo. ugh. please. if it's not that, it's some loser man/woman who makes a painful embarrassment out of themselves. the ones that you can't bear to watch, but do anyway, because we humans revel in the misery of others. Alysia S. procrastinated again @ 1:18 pm 
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I was glad to see a Washington Post writer was less than impressed...
I was glad to see a Washington Post writer was less than impressed with the opening of the Senate hearings on the Roberts nomination to the Supreme Court.
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so much haterism going on there!! I think we all no your zero tolerance approach to horror films!! THRILLER anyone? hee he hee hee
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