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Wednesday, September 14, 2005

the guai lo barman said...

while the incestuous duo - cam and myself - were carrying out our skanky deeds at publicity, completely oblivious to any onlookers, comments were passed. this is how it went, as told by skanky bambi.

cam and lisha slutting it up in the VIP area. donkey and noelle hanging out at the bar... where alcoholics belong. donkey looks over to see his darling xiao yang being molested by her incestuous cousin.

donkey: "make it stop! make it stop!"
barman: *staring* "no no don't make it stop!"
bambi: "no make it stop!"
barman: "b..but... why??" *incredulous*
bambi: "because... they're cousins!!"
barman: *grins* "EVEN BETTER!"

so... there you go. that's what the barman said.


Alysia S. procrastinated again @ 7:59 pm

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