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Thursday, September 29, 2005
"or you can get this lap dance here for free..." - N.E.R.D. super bizarre dreams last night. there were a list of exotic dancers and jet wanted to have a ass-wiggling session with them. naturally, i was abit unhappy about that. all those titties and ass. assets i am severely lacking. *sigh* i woke up abruptly and woke jet up. "baby. do you want to dance with exotic dancers??" *half asleep* "nooooooo..." hmmph. yeah right. i went back to sleep and continued to dream. i dragged jet to a strip club to get him a lap dance. we were at the bar and the guy asked us what we wanted. i got jet to ask for a lapdance and i wanted to watch. the guy said it was an extra $20 for me to watch. so it was a total of $80. *side note - how much are lapdances anyway?* but i only had like $30 so i ran to the atm. all the while i was worried the lapdance would start without me. got back to the strip club. jet was still waiting for the lapdancer. apparently he had to shave his armpits first. WTF? i woke up again. *poke* *poke* "baby can we go to a strip club?" *sleepy eyes* "yeah, ok. we can go tomorrow." "cool!! can i get you a lapdance?" *wary pause* "umm... maybe." "yayyy!! i wanna see you get a lapdance." *evil grin* *looking like a cornered mouse* i am a terribly bizarre bed companion. i'm excited. i wanna go to a strip club. and i wanna see a lapdance. but seeing as i don't personally fancy having a chick wiggling her pussy in my face, the closest guy to me is jet, right? BWAHAHAHA. it's going to be the most uncomfortable moment for him ever. i am mucho evil. Alysia S. procrastinated again @ 5:50 pm 
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How much are lap dances??? I don't know Melbourne (am in Perth) but the prices shouldn't differ by that much - $70 for a 3-song dance, approx. 10 minutes. I don't know about paying extra to have someone watch. ;)
And btw I think it's really really cool that you would buy your bf a lapdance. Lucky bastard.
mooiness - you think they'll let me watch?? i think my bf's abit scared by the notion of his gf watching him while another chick is rubbing herself all over him. how to enjoy himself? hahaha
donks - well... you still love me for it!! *grin*
If the room is big enough, maybe they will. Some places have booths that fit only two ppl comfortably and have only so much room for the dancer to do her stuff. :)
As for ur bf enjoying the show, maybe he'd find that *you* wanting to watch too is exciting enough? Hahaha.
of course I do sweety..
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