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Saturday, November 05, 2005

chair breaker

jet and i were enjoying lunch while watching shitty weekend tv programs with jireh when i suddenly found myself in a rather precarious position.


one moment i was happily eating...

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and the next thing i know...

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i was literally stuck in the bloody chair. i didn't realise i gained that much weight...? jet and jireh just sat there laughing at me while i wriggled around trying to get up. bastards.

"now we know where all those screws were coming from!!" jet exclaims.

bloody hell!!!!!

and you know what? we turned the cushion thing around and we were faced with a big black stamp proudly stating "made in malaysia". fuck. jet's thai. jireh's singaporean. i'm malaysian. and who gets her ass stuck in the poorly made chair? the bloody malaysian.

sheeeeessshhhh.


Alysia S. procrastinated again @ 7:20 pm

4 random retorts

At 2:55 am, Blogger Alysia S. rebutted...

hahaha

hey wat's with this plain and simple me? >_<

  
At 4:57 am, Blogger a b e s rebutted...

getting a lil wee bit heavy bottom now arent we? ROFL ;)

  
At 10:51 am, Blogger Alysia S. rebutted...

shut up. *cry*

it's my stomach i tell you. it's taking over!!

  
At 1:19 am, Blogger Mei rebutted...

haha! I think your story's really funny! the "made in malaysia" bit was extremely hilarious!

  

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