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Saturday, November 05, 2005

intoxicating dreams

sorry for ditching last night luscious. a sick chick does not make a sexy skank. intent on enjoying the night anyway, my mind concocted an imaginary scenario to entertain myself in my sleep.

i dreamt i was to go clubbing with beow, luscious, nic, patrick, etc... everyone went into the club except nic who was waiting for me while i paid a visit to the bathroom. i'd had a shot before that and i went to take a pee only to find somehow that i was drunk off my tits. i tried to pee but stumbled and fell out of the cubicle and pissed on myself. then i dropped my clothes in the piss-filled toilet bowl.

there was this bathroom attendant who stared at me everytime i fell out of the cubicle... as you would if you saw some drunk chick falling out of a toilet cubicle whilst trying to pee. i then had to change my clothes coz they had pee all over them. i put the urine-saturated clothes into a paper bag.

then i realise... i have more things to pack. a yellow jumper, my grey jumper, tank tops. i was like... "WTF. why do i have so many things?" meanwhile the bathroom attendant was trying to kick me out coz the toilets were going to close. turns out i had like 5-6 bags to take out and i had no idea how i was going to take them all by myself in my drunken state.

i looked at my phone when i finally got my act together and realised i'd spent two and a half hours in the toilet.



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Alysia S. procrastinated again @ 6:07 pm

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