| + + forbidden myth + + borne :: of tales long forgotten loves :: telling a tale and remaining a mystery special powers :: immortality, omnipresence, invisibility
+ + other myths + + + + places of magic + + + + archives + + _____________________ |
Friday, April 29, 2005
it ALL started on nye... the shameless slutting. incessant drinking. softbian activities. and the introduction of lil lisha to the AAAs of KL.          many many many more pics to edit... meanwhile, i shall savour every drunken memory or lack thereof, i should say. i miss my dear alcoholic sluts! Alysia S. procrastinated again @ 3:33 am 
shape or size? i had a deep and meaningful conversation about boobs with a certain friend. you can't get any deeper than that. according to him, the shape is more important than the size. so i'm wondering... what everyone else thinks? does shape overrule? or does size matter after all? don't let curiosity kill this cat. Alysia S. procrastinated again @ 3:29 am 1 random retortsThursday, April 28, 2005
i'm a snob ok. i've gotten many terrible msgs from randoms requesting "friendship" on friendster. most of which consists of bad vocabulary and horrific grammar. not saying that i'm a literature whiz, but please.... if u can't speak english properly... LEAVE ME ALONE!! i just got another one today. "haie, how are u? i like 2be ur friend can ha? can means intro me more bout u c u bye" OMG. that really put me off. "can ha?"... ??!! wat the fuck is "can ha?"!! just go away and hide in a cave, learn some english until u can write a proper request. even then, i still wouldn't accept it coz i just don't accept randoms. i'm a snob like that. the most amusing msg i've ever gotten from a random went something along the lines of this: "wow. u look hot in that pic. it looks like you're riding someone and enjoying it. can u add me?" i had my mouth open wearing a surprised expression in the display pic. i hastily changed the pic after that. i would have been terribly offended if only i didn't find it so darn amusing. *sigh* some people... bitch mode off. Alysia S. procrastinated again @ 6:15 pm 5 random retorts
Friday, April 22, 2005
park adventure sunshine makes me happy. and it was sunny today. hence i was happy. no rocket science there. i'm a simple girl in a complicated world. jet and i decided to spend the day in the park to do some work. HAH!! work. on a beautiful sunny day? i'm not that dedicated. instead, i took pictures of random things, blew on dandelions, played with daisies, stuck a lovely stick in the ground and daydreamed whilst listening to incubus.      Alysia S. procrastinated again @ 11:51 pm Thursday, April 21, 2005
a city with an identity crisis with the filming of Ghost Rider over the last few weeks, melbourne's been like a city gone mad. just yesterday we stumbled across a rack of firearms guarded heavily by council workers. i certainly hope they weren't real. i certainly wouldn't put guns in the hands of council workers. or anything else for that matter. haha. then there were two cop cars parked by the river saying "SHERIFF" on the side, and the texas police department logo painted on the side. hellooooo?? i'm going to feel so cheated if i ever watch this movie. "that ain't texas!! that's the fuckin yarra river right there!! trying to cheat my feeling ar!" and how freaked out was i when i was walking home, and suddenly two big black vans appear with SWAT screaming on the panels. special weapons attack team. dude. am i in the right city?? anyway. here's the pic as promised. for mish titties' pure entertainment.
Alysia S. procrastinated again @ 2:52 pm 2 random retortsWednesday, April 20, 2005
chocolate goodness i have a chocolate flavoured ass. mish titties, amir and i were at crown having lunch. as i got up, i thought to myself, "my arse feels damp. maybe it's my imagination." then eventually it gets to me and i touch my bum. it WAS wet. "eeewww!! is my bum WET??" mish titties gets a good look. "oh yeah it is!" and then i realise my bag's wet from my spilt chocolate milk. brings a whole new meaning to "sweet ass lisha". so there're mish titties and i in the bathroom. she's drying my bag while i try bending over to dry my ass. i got funny looks from other people. mish titties couldn't resist taking a photo. i'll post it up later... just for a laugh. Alysia S. procrastinated again @ 5:59 pm 2 random retorts
Tuesday, April 19, 2005
so i said... then he said... ;P :: + Li5Ha + :: * you're awake but are you alive? * says: i want a kitty lester. says: really?? lester. says: i can get you lots of kitties lester. says: my friends kitten factory of a cat had 4 babies lester. says: they still haven't opened they're eyes ;P :: + Li5Ha + :: * you're awake but are you alive? * says: awwwww how cuuuuuteee lester. says: so if you want one ;P :: + Li5Ha + :: * you're awake but are you alive? * says: when i move out into my own place i'll get a cat lester. says: cos she has sooo many lester. says: i wanna get a dog, but if i go overseas or anything it wouldn't work out lester. says: ...oh man.. i can't even commit to a dog! ;P :: + Li5Ha + :: * you're awake but are you alive? * says: HAHAHAHAHAHA ;P :: + Li5Ha + :: * you're awake but are you alive? * says: they're big committments... don't be fooled lester. says: hehe yeah lester. says: i think i'd rather a dog than a gf ;P :: + Li5Ha + :: * you're awake but are you alive? * says: LOL ;P :: + Li5Ha + :: * you're awake but are you alive? * says: i think i wouldn't feel as lonely with a cat... ;P :: + Li5Ha + :: * you're awake but are you alive? * says: but i'd still like a bf at some stage ;P :: + Li5Ha + :: * you're awake but are you alive? * says: hahaha lester. says: hehe lester. says: i think we both need animals ;P :: + Li5Ha + :: * you're awake but are you alive? * says: pets can only please u so much before it becomes beastiality lester. says: oh gross lysh! lester. says: so ur just horny? haha ;P :: + Li5Ha + :: * you're awake but are you alive? * says: hahaha YES Alysia S. procrastinated again @ 12:22 pm
treasure found guess wat i found... my lil brown jumper. the one i lost on sunday. now i know why i wasn't too bothered about it. instincts. i was walking jin min's black little horror (chloe) when i suddenly spot something strangely familiar lying desolately in a heap of leaves. yay! hopefully it hasn't been pissed on by any dumb mutts. or smart ones for that matter. Alysia S. procrastinated again @ 12:08 pm 2 random retortsMonday, April 18, 2005
wat a day... greg the bunny woke me up at 2 for lunch and a stalking session. well... apparently his assignment is to follow someone around and take photos for photography. i didn't know you could get degrees in stalking. anyway. i draped my jumper over my bag while we walked to the city. just as we arrived at the viet restaurant i realised something was missing. no prizes for guessing right. i lost my fave jumper. so we backtracked back... strangely enough i wasn't too bothered about it. perhaps something to do with the nice warm weather. besides... gives me a reason to buy another one. hahaha. but first. i need moolah $$$. after lunch, greg the rabbit and i were about to commence the stalking session until he realised his batteries were dead. stoooopiiiidddd. went trekking all over the city looking for his camera batteries. sunday evening. in australia. good luck finding an open camera shop. i bought face products from biotherm and origins instead. hee hee. not to mention some emotional trauma i went through today. but it's ok. i'm over it. so don't worry my dearest skanky bella. i'm good at blocking things out. too good sometimes. Alysia S. procrastinated again @ 12:50 am Sunday, April 17, 2005
weekend wow. the weekend's gone by quickly. friday afternoon - lured michele to have drinks with noelle and i at Cookie. conversation was highly entertaining covering topics from brazilians to pole dancing lessons... i ordered a bloody mary. extra hot. it was THE biggest cocktail i've ever seen in my entire life!! they garnished it with a stalk of celery, cherry tomatoes and a chunk of cucumber. it's like they want to convince you drinking is healthy for you. hell... for $15 i don't mind having a salad with my cocktail. guess bloody mary's will be my new drink at Cookie.  NOELLE'S PIC HAS BEEN REMOVED ON HER ADAMANT REQUEST.   i left early to cook dinner for my aunt and uncle who were arriving from KL. i know. i'm sooooo sweet!! ^_^ the rest of the nite was spent chilling with jet watching incubus dvds, sideways and garden state. i still love garden state. ironic humour. saturday - had the best japanese lunch with ben, may and rob. cost a bomb. but it was yuuuummmyyyyy. *drool* makes me want to go to japan. conversation was once again highly entertaining. they all came to the conclusion that i'm a sadist. i am so not. played pool with michele glued to her other half amir, audrey, and noelle. noelle and i got our asses kicked. noelle. we need to go for secret "audrey & amir" ass-kicking practice sessions. chilled out at noelle's with jet and her friend dan. my kind of night. cards. jenga. dvd. and a big big thanks to noelle for the wonderful facial. a mucho relaxing weekend. Alysia S. procrastinated again @ 2:40 pm 1 random retorts
Thursday, April 14, 2005
you fucking legend!! i am ecstatic beyond belief!! whilst rummaging through my boxes looking for my boots, i stumbled across something i've been desperately trying to find... the box containing all my driver cds!! fucking treasure i tell you. a box of driver cds. yes it may not sound exciting... but let me tell you WHY i'm so fucking ecstatic. you seeeee... smart lil me decided to reformat my computer. so i happily backed up all my shit on portable hard drives and detoxed my baby of all her lil diseases. i then proceeded to reinstall windows xp... pirated version of course. only tHEn do i realise... fuck. i can't install all my drivers!! so my baby's been a little out of sorts... but you know what's even BETTER?? i discovered i have an ORIGINAL Norton Anti-Virus cd and an ORIGINAL Windows XP cd!! oh my god i never knew.... Alysia S. procrastinated again @ 5:10 pm
Alysia S. procrastinated again @ 2:42 pm
sunshine is dead rain rain go away come again another day lisha wants to go out and play so please stay the fuck away!! dragged jin min's ass to grab the rest of my stuff from the old apartment. "how much more stuff do you have?" "oh, not much. a couple of boxes." when we get there... "WAH! all this is your stuff?!!" "errr... oh yeah... i forgot about those... hehe..." "and those too... and this... and... this. and those. hehe. whoops." turned out to be more like: - 1 big muthafckin heavy box - a box of magazines - guitar - porn chair - clothes drawers - paintings - cd rack - and misc bits and pieces so sorry jin min!! you're the best!!
Alysia S. procrastinated again @ 2:17 pm 2 random retorts
Tuesday, April 12, 2005
it's almost over i have just spent two days spitting out 25 pages worth of aBSOLUT bullshit. bullshit i tell you. yes. ladies and gentlemen. i shall be graduating with the Bachelor of Multimedia (Bullshit major). i mean REALLY. do you need to compile 45 pages of worthless information on a stupid CD-ROM that no one is even going to know exists? 45 fuckin pages. moving on. i'm hungry. hence the angst... plus i'm broke. so no retail therapy to relieve my stress. ahhhh i'm a spoilt brat. and i've decided on new nicknames for two (out of like 6) of the most fabulous chicks i know. mish titties and skanky bella. because you're worth it! ^_^ i'll think of a better one for skanky bella one day. but for now. you are my skanky bella! and for future reference, all links will be in grey like so - clickclicktoseesomethingfunny. HAHAHAHAHA. fuck i killed myself laughing. Alysia S. procrastinated again @ 5:31 pm Sunday, April 10, 2005
it's been... 5 days since my last consumption of alcohol 14 days since a photo worthy event 39 days since i came back my goodness. time flies by without you realising it. i could do with sipping a lychee martini by the pool right about now. it's 30 degrees and sunny for fuck sake. i don't want to do work!! i have the right to chuck a hissy fit. focus lisha. FOCUS! Alysia S. procrastinated again @ 1:11 pm 2 random retorts
i am uncle black  You are "Uncle Black" Which Mark Ryden Painting Are You? brought to you by Quizilla gosh. he's an attractive one ain't he? i need to stop doing these quizzes. Alysia S. procrastinated again @ 10:39 am
winter blues i feel Winter whispering in my ear "i'm coming.. soon.. soon" she creeps in slowly, uninvited, and brings with her the gray gray skies, gray coats, gray thoughts i shut my eyes and cover my ears "no.. no.. leave me be.." Autumn, she smiles sadly, and fades Shedding tears, the leaves they fall they fall, carried by Winter's first breath my heart sinks as does lead in water the time of brooding has begun once again, i fall down, down loneliness seeps into my bones and it is dark. Alysia S. procrastinated again @ 1:18 am 2 random retortsSaturday, April 09, 2005
inspiration, she has deserted me i'm supposed to write a short story following the formula of the monomyth cycle. while browsing through short stories, i suddenly remembered my favourite short story of all time. the nightingale and the rose. it never fails to touch me. ever. i would love to be able to churn something out like that in three days. any suggestions? Alysia S. procrastinated again @ 6:59 pm
would you like a bag with your religion, miss?
so so so true. i am a pagan at heart. ironic, isn't it? a child brought up in catholicism feels more affinity with the religion christianity stomped upon and stained with rumours, calling it "devil worship". if ANY of you believe that witches worship the devil, cast evil spells and curses, drink babies' blood and offer virginal lives as sacrificial offerings... FUCK YOU. take a look at the witch hunting era. who did the accusing, torturing and burning "in the name of the Lord". yeah. that's right. think about it. think of all the cultures christianity imposed itself upon. all the blood spilt in the name of religion. wake up honey. religion is man made. i do not have anything against "god" or christians. i have a problem with religion. Alysia S. procrastinated again @ 4:27 pm 3 random retorts
Thursday, April 07, 2005
while i was on the train... feed me with a spoonful of imagination to wash down the dryness of reality listen, for i give you now a piece of me served on a plastic plate to take away step on the train, down to materialist city where perfect is on sale and people are made glass is the new grass, and beliefs fade as you slip away from creative instinct i need a ticket, one-way trip back to me departing at three years ago today i'm tired, i'm dry, i'm bleeding grey.
wound 39 by mark ryden Alysia S. procrastinated again @ 6:29 pm
i take stupid quizzes to tell me who i am such as this one.  Which Incredibles Character Are You? brought to you by Quizilla how is it that lean sister 1.1 and 1.4 both get female identities and i end up with a male? but yeah. i'm cool. i'm chilled. i'm frozone! so fuck you. freeze muthafucka!  Others' lives is your salvation. Listening to people's problems is your way to escape reality. You have an extraordinary wonderful soul, but this soul is carrying the whole world in its shoulders. With your understanding restless nature, you are constantly looking for answers. ~~I carry the whole world on my shoulders~~ What's your way to escape reality? What's your salvation? brought to you by Quizilla well no wonder i'm so bloody short. all that weight's stunted me innit? Alysia S. procrastinated again @ 1:48 am Wednesday, April 06, 2005
archaic versus classical my head is filled with words such as archaic, classical, lekythos, kore, kouros, Eros, Aphrodite, gods, goddesses, yadi yadi yada. ancient greek and roman sculptures float in mind's eye. right up my alley.spent a good hour studying two pre-1500s pieces of art. so intent was i, i almost jumped out of my skin when the security guard approached me. my initial thought was "err. is there a time limit as to how long i can stare at one piece of work?" "excuse me." he says. "perhaps you should go to the information counter and ask them for a chair so you may sit down?" awww. how nice of him. NGV are a devious bunch, placing their store conveniently before the exit. suckers like me head towards the exit only to be distracted by the wonderful display of art books and cards. "oooooooh! a quick browse never hurts" i think to myself. quick browse equates to half an hour of ooh-ing and ahh-ing and in the process, picking up several art books, an art magazine, lip gloss (??!!) and a booklet on the grotesque exhibition. with the willpower of wrought iron, i managed to put back the art books. the rest - on credit please. i have insufficient funds in my bank account. nothing new there. off to the library i go. more research on ancient greece and such. two and a half hours later, and it's dark. "WOW. i've never spent so much time in the uni library before." i proceed to walk out. jet looks at me and points in the other direction. "we go out THAT way." "ah. hehehe. you can tell i never come to the library." a productive day and i'm terribly satisfied. Alysia S. procrastinated again @ 11:46 pm
for luscious lips i promised u i would blog nonsensical shit to keep you entertained at work. so here i am smelling of champagne, lychees, vodka and aloe vera juice or watever. good shit mate! it was bloody and deliciously gory. Alysia S. procrastinated again @ 1:13 am Tuesday, April 05, 2005
i am the feline assassin i like that. feline assassin. rooowwwrrrr. Alysia S. procrastinated again @ 2:37 am
tragedy... is staring me right in the fucking eye. i just pulled out my ORIGINAL george cd only to discover it has been scratched and defaced beyond disc readability. the voice in my head says DIEDIEDIE muthafucka!! woe is me. anybody wanna buy me another copy of george's polyserena? Alysia S. procrastinated again @ 2:25 am
and running running and running running the last two nights i have been chased. chased. chased. sleep is supposed to be relaxing, regenerative. the last two nights have simply been tiring. if dreams mean anything, then it means i'm running away from something. as much as i would like to come up with something deep and meaningful, the only thing i've been running away from is uni work. i'm boring. dammit. i went through my old mblog posts. ah sweet sweet memories. and realised my blog has rapidly regressed into being simply skanky, alcoholic and of no substance whatsoever. i find myself heading towards that direction lately. not good. not good at all. am i suddenly becoming a shallow and empty shell? or am i only starting to see myself for what i have always been..? ah... now we're getting too personal. time to exit stage. Alysia S. procrastinated again @ 12:04 am Monday, April 04, 2005
and it's over just like THAT
easter sunday. bunny call @ platform one. two words - fuckin excellent. oh hell i'll add another word. skanky. i'm too lazy to edit those pics, so go to my multiply and check out the bunny call pics. obviously, i haven't put up the overly skanky ones. haha. for the privileged only. luscious lips did not disappoint. she never does. and hell... we even recruited a new DFS member! we shall soon monopolise asia pacific. slowly, but surely. Alysia S. procrastinated again @ 11:43 pm
|
|||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
2 random retorts
My gawd....and we were there yesterday too....good times eh "sex". u didn't take no pics of no bottles?? no?
fly here... fly there... doing 10 million things at once. sound familiar?
Post a Comment